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John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”
Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity
Apple by Shigmaster January 15, 2022
a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
apple by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
apple bear
apple by ampleinanga January 16, 2022
A red, round fruit that grows on trees. This fruit can be also yellow or green. It taste sweet and also a bit sour. Green ones are more sour than red ones in general.
apple by jerry445433 January 20, 2022
Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.
Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.
Apple by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022