One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is Even."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
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the word even is used randomly in the middle or the end of a sentence. it doesn't really mean anything but its used because it makes a sentence more fun to say and once you start using it you cant stop. the unnecessary use of the word even in sentences originated in Accra, Ghana by two teenage girls (Sana and Shayrene) but due to its addictive and intriguing nature the use of this word has gone global ( India, Canada, Norway, Pakistan ).
Sana: oye sheeno (shayrene) have you watched the new season of big mouth even
Shayrene: not even, was it giving?

Sana: ya even bro, the hormone monster is so everything
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An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.
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Even normally live in the space. He is a very great man that is the best footballplayer in the world. He is a god.
OMG, i see Even!
by Even Is Best October 10, 2018
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nordic name used by idiots
Big waste of sperm
no pussy
no game
nerd
will probably die alone
by desolis September 9, 2022
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