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Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
mugGet the Evenmug.

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
mugGet the i'm not even jokingmug.

Fairly even

Them people so good to work with because they keep it fairly even.
by quicktogetlitt August 31, 2021
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Evening Push

A bunch of men go into the forest and walk in a straight line till one shoots a dear and saves it for supper
I shot a deer during the evening push
by Hohan the Great November 20, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Was Not Even Dong Graffiti And The Country Of Galicia stated I Singlehandly stopped hip-Hop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE

If you see that your dominos pizza has been eaten by Protobot. You lost your appetite
NOOOOOOO! I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE!😭😭😭😭😭😭
by ICANENJOYDOMINOS April 27, 2023
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