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Alarm Tag

1. A variation of phone tag, but involving alram clocks.
2. The process of setting an alarm clock for a set time then deciding that you don't want to wake up. You proceed to hit the snooze button repedly. after about an hour of "snoozing" the alarm you end up setting it for another time not to far in the future...a good estamate is 30 to 45 min. This cycle can continue in any combonation or order untill you finally decide to get up.
3. A standard morning defence mechanism of the univerity student.
"I played alarm tag for hours this morning."
"Really"
"Ya i had ideas of grandure of waking up at 7 am"
"Dude it's past noon"
"Yup"
by ezbakeoven July 28, 2008
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Dude Alarm

A: A situation that causes a person so much excitement, the only thing that comes from their mouth for the first part of the conversation is the word "Dude!"

Often followed by a short conversation, at the end of which the other person reciprocates the usage of the word "Dude" in a manner of agreement or sarcasm.(depending on the case)

B: Alternatively used as a way of getting a persons attention.

*Word Coined By Jacy David Nolen*
Example Of Dude Alarm:

Person A: "Dude!"

Person B: "What?!"

Person A: "Daniel Tosh is coming out with his own show on Comedy Central!"

Person B: "Dude! Thats Awesome!"
by SKNY + THE DMND May 12, 2009
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Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
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Spedacinni Altardo

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.
Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.
by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable February 7, 2022
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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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algARGHithms!

algorithm: a precise step-by-step plan for a computational procedure that possibly begins with an input value and yields an output value in a finite number of steps.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

algARGHithms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about algorithms.
"algARGHithms!" - says a pirate
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Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 3, 2014
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