alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.

I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!

by rad sugar July 3, 2014

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Alabama Leprechaun

A ginger who likes to get dicked down by their siblings

I once knew an Alabama leprechaun who lost all of their siblings so they killed themselves

by RotcCadet420 January 24, 2023

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.

Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"

by Cussbus April 11, 2016

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021