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Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night
by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017
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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
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alabama backpack

When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.
Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?

Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!

Guy2 : Damn!!
by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016
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Alabama Snuff

When you remove your chew from the right side of the mouth, spit it in someone’s butthole, pull it out and put it in the left side of your mouth.
Nathan did an Alabama snuff to freshen up his chew.
by Padronis66 May 15, 2020
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Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.
Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.
by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019
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Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
by BoggleDog April 5, 2023
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Alabama email

I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.
by VSTN January 7, 2021
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