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absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
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Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
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Absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022
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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021
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