axe hand morgan

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
by Axe hand morgan September 25, 2021
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axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.
by Angus viejo April 21, 2020
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1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by BaklavaMcFunny March 01, 2024
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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Ax Horseshoe

A nickname for the college sorority "Alpha Chi Omega," due to the spelling and appearance of the Greek letters (ΑΧΩ).
Joe: "Where did you meet that girl?"
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."
by Bob Pelv February 18, 2016
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Dinit axe

The CORRECT way to say you didn’t fucking ask
Sarah: Goodmorning
Sexy nigga: Dinit axe bitch
by Poopnigga69 November 24, 2019
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Blegg Axe Killer

Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:

Belgg Axe-Killer

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male

Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Blegg Axe-Killer (Adj): "I saw Blegg Axe Killer in my shed yesterday. He was killing all my axes"
by Blegg Axe-Killer October 20, 2017
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