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Assholes

The people who come to this website just to say bad things about people’s names just because they know someone with that name that made them mad.
There are so many assholes that use this website.
by Cheese mc cheeserson October 4, 2017
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Asshole

A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
Dan is an Asshole.
by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018
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asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.
You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.
by empathypilote August 28, 2017
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asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.
"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"
by ohnobaby April 7, 2016
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Asshole

1. A living, breathing human version of a butthole or a.k.a. people who irritate you or cause you emotional distress because they're so stupid or an ass
1. Gosh, that bully is such an asshole. I cannot stand him
by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 April 21, 2016
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asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet
I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0
by grand theft motto April 7, 2013
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asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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