Andres

Just a Spanish version of andrew

Andres: I go by Andrew

John: why is your name “Andres” anyway

Andres: because I’m Mexican

John: You are?

by Lost My Ak46 November 16, 2020

Andres

A person with bad luck and a shity life bUT always see the good of people and life.
Don't let people know how bad he is and always try to help friends to be happy

Andres don't have a girlfriend, job or money but how care because he is awesome.
Andres never cry in Facebook for attention

by A852 January 11, 2017

Andre

A guy which is most of the very lost and does not totally forget anything in his life.

usually has a big dick

Wow Andre you remember every single moment of your life!

by TruthTeller69xx420 December 29, 2021

Julian Andre Steinsvik

A guy who looks like a cat

You look like Julian Andre Steinsvik

by Per hansen September 23, 2021

Andres

Someone who watches porn 24/7 and can’t wait to fuck a girl, also very dramatic and a little insecure due to how much porn he watches. The bad things away now the good things. He is intelligent, reasonably kind and gets better when he gets older, a pretty good friend overall. Andres is not a Bad person, but his bad parts of him might be a concern until he is 30 years old, but after that, he is a cool guy

I met andres and he is a pretty cool guy

by Person #37878678 June 1, 2020

Andres

A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.

Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.

Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?

Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.

by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019

Andres

He has a small cock and likes to be a milf and lap dance for his cousin in Cuba

Andres is an incest child

by THE GOD OF RAT May 30, 2019