Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011

colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".

man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.

by shifter2 February 21, 2008

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011

Fuckin' Aids

When the usual, "fuckin' a" isn't good enough to explain one's emotions, they must use the complete and formal version of the interjecton.

Dude! My game just got completely deleted and it didn't save! Fuckin' aids!!

by Peterpipedyourgf July 31, 2017

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge

"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head

by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019

Aids-juice

Aidsjuice is an racist slur to refer to blood of black people.

That nigga leaking aids-juice after being stabbed

by Mr Christian August 11, 2017