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he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick
he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick
by JUNGKOOKSEXY January 13, 2021
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Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again
Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry
by Everduse July 18, 2025
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absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
by Skoonify October 1, 2023
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023
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Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
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Absolute unit

by Moefoe2015 March 23, 2022
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