When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.
by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015
Get the Second Hineymug. 
1/8 of a flaming hour
by SkidMark Steve August 4, 2013
Get the Sizzling Secondmug. The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023
Get the 27 secondsmug. by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022
Get the Reddit secondmug. A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”
Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019
Get the Second basemanmug. One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.
P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021
Get the Dog secondmug.