nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 17, 2020

sammie hutchinson

A really awesome girl who is probably obbsessed with Taylor Swift and her dog.

Person: is that Sammie Hutchinson?
Another one: ya isn’t she obbsessed with Taylor Swift and her dog?

by coolio2782825261 August 15, 2021

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 26, 2021

Koi Sammy

A delicious fish sandwich containing the meat of the Japanese Koi fish & butter between two slices of white bread.

This is one juicy Koi Sammy

by Cat Chasers Intl Ltd March 09, 2022

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 08, 2022

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 03, 2019

sammi dunlop

a fucking dick that nobody likes i mean at all she is horrible and unloved jk

“don’t be a sammi dunlop”

by zimbabwe presedent September 13, 2019