When two gay dudes 69 each other, and the 69 consists of both licking each others assholes (salad), and choking on each others dicks (breadsticks). This is one of the most gayest acts.
Dude, I walked into my house last night and there is Jeff and Beardy, giving each other the ol' salad and breadsticks right on the fucking dining room table. I puked everywhere.
by Hard Hat Harold October 21, 2008
Mr. Salad Fingers is a precious lover of rusty spoons. He enjoys the pleasures of Nettles, yes, he enjoys them very much sir. Mr. Fingers likes to indulge in the delicacies that are his puppet mates. There will be fog on the shore tonight. Bossum. "I.. I like it when the red water comes out..." --Mr. Salad Fingers. Some may call him distuuurrbed: but I love him. Love, Kate Stewart Baxter.
"But first, let me carress this rusty kettle..." says Salad fingers mightily. Do it with thy might, please.
by Kate Stewart Baxter Astrove September 23, 2005
a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple penises together while tossing the balls around.
Hey, Todd! You wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?!
I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!
I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!
by ballmuncher2008 April 08, 2010
by Evil October 19, 2003
Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"
"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"
"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"
by CrazyBluntzman21 April 02, 2010
by fartsniffer May 25, 2002
A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.
Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.
Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.
I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.
Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.
I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
by thecityexists April 11, 2009