Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020

Retarded

You

You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(

by K1NGKA1 April 25, 2018

Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.

Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?

by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019

retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.

Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.

by the boss MTG August 14, 2023

Retard

A derogatory term for people with disabilities but also means stupid idiot etc

Sean Fuck off you retard

Joe Hey shut up

by Boogereater69 January 07, 2021

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 08, 2019