the dirty mop job

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

by the mastermindz March 07, 2007

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mop-up man

A man that likes to pick up women on the rebound bec that's the best he can do. Typically invites women in bad relationships out to lunch or dinner and scores some cheap sex. This type of guy generally plays the role of caring friend and can never say no to a girl in need. Never fall for this kind of guy. His self esteem is dependent on how much he is mopping up.

You go a thru a massive painful divorce and mop-up man is there to save the day. Take what you need and move on sweetie :)

by Babeski October 17, 2006

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dirty mop bucket

Where a man with diarrhea shits in a girl's mouth. Then, as she holds the feces in her mouth, the man dips his penis into her mouth and proceeds to make mopping motions on her body with his shit-covered penis.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear all the commotion coming from the dorm across the hall last night?

Guy #2: Hell yeah! Andy must have been giving Savannah another dirty mop bucket.

by Crowberry June 27, 2012

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