Short Dog

A "short dog" refers to the smallest sized bottle (375ml) of MD 20/20 fortified wine (aka Mad Dog).

"Returning to my old Pontiac after the liquor store and buying an L.A. Times, I climbed in and cracked my short dog, then took a long blast before starting the car."

by Autry October 30, 2011

Short-I

1) plural form of shorty 2) a gaggle, herd, murder, group of shortys

We were checkin' out them short-I outside the club.

by doubleapen September 20, 2009

Bustin' Shorts

The act of giving someone half of the smoked cigarette. The person usually lights up a cigarette as another ask using the term ‘bust me shorts’ meaning letting them smoke half of still lit cigarette.

Person 1: Man I need to smoke this port.
Person 2: Ey' man bust me shorts on that.
Person 1: Man, I'm always bustin' shorts on you, buy your own pack!

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

oyster shorts

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg

Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!

by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

Short-balling

When a man wears shorts with no underwear in such a manner as to expose his balls to those around him (either intentionally, or unintentionally).

Hey, your brother is short-balling again. Can you please tell him to tuck it in? The ladies are getting offended.

by Sparkle Stone November 25, 2011

Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.

Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.

by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018