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Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed
Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand
by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017
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Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
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Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024
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safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
by wangodango December 4, 2011
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Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.
The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.
by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025
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safety dough

the amount of money u comfortable with when going for a night out
got 300 bucks as safety dough for clubbing tonight and for a McDonald's after
by chco February 18, 2022
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safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!
I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope
by THE FUCKIN UNICORN November 27, 2015
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