Noah

Noah has a big penis and I fucked him in bed.

Noah is sexy.

by noahmoneykiller February 14, 2022

Noah

has the penis of a squirrel

"wow! noah is microscopic!"

by wulfenite November 11, 2018

Noah

Pulling a Noah is when you converse with another individual and are slowly connecting with one another in a romantic atmosphere, only to ruin by a very un-amusing or inappropriate statement. Forcing the receiving individual to back away slowly in disgust and fear.

One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;

-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.

Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.

"Bro, I saw you pull that complete Noah"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."

by Quality Content February 13, 2018

Noah

He is desperate for a girl.He sends nudes and can be very annoying.He is also a motherfucing nigga ass dick

He is such a dick, he is being such a noah.

by skinless penis September 20, 2017

Noah

Noah is a kid who may have adhd and brain damage... he is so stupid 5 of your brain cells die everytime you speak to him. he also calls indians terrorists.

hes so fucking stupid he must be a noah.
wow you just pulled a retarded noah.

by K00LK1DKLUB June 22, 2017

Noah

a complete dick who is very forgetful...should definitely not have a girlfriend EVER

Girl: Happy Birthday!
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK

by ___awesome___ December 19, 2016

Noah

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

by coolness23 December 24, 2011