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Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.
That man was such a noah last night in bed.
by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011
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Noah

Noah Book
by Maw <3 July 2, 2010
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Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis
Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small
by RealTruthz December 29, 2016
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Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.
A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.
by Deathcobra May 22, 2010
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Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week
Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf
by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016
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Noah

A good friend but when it comes to girls he goes for that big batty (Rhianna.cole)
Person 1: “Noah what you looking at”

Noah: “I need it!!”

Person 1: “ what do you need”

Noah: “that juicy batty”
by Stew pots July 11, 2019
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Noah

An amazing person. Someone who is nice, caring, sweet, adorable, caring, and understanding. He's never mean to anyone. He just wants the best for everyone. He's always there for you when you need him. He doesn't give up on anyone. Sadly people don't treat him nicely. He's always being left on "opened, Read, Seen". Everyone runs to him with their issues and never asks if he's okay or how he's doing. He stays to himself he's not into sex, drugs or alcohol like everyone else. In a relationship all he wants is someone who understands him, someone who doesn't get mad at him for little stuff especially something he can't control. He just enjoys the company and comfort. He just wants a good relationship for once but he's scared of getting cheated on or done dirty again. He's been hurt so many times he's scared it going to happen again. You just have to be there for him because nobody else is. Don't judge him. He's a really good person and you should look past all the imperfections because deep down he's perfect. He's straight edge.
Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.
by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019
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