Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

yucky melon

the term yucky melon is used to describe something that is extremely gross or disgusting

look that woman is licking her horse
ewww….yucky melon

by yeehhhh December 23, 2023

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022

a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

by Creamcheems February 4, 2021