Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

Andrew csanyi

a self sevices man by Tterrag October 5, 2003

meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back

dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol

meat man with a fro by darkmagitrunks November 9, 2010

man with a paper asshole 

basically an idiot/Jerk

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole

man with a paper asshole by hiltononian June 3, 2006

bald man in a boat 

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

bald man in a boat by Fra Markham January 20, 2004

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by poop April 22, 2003