Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...

(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.

by The Landon hater September 23, 2023

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A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you

Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare

by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021

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The guy that is sitting next to me and is relaxing during class not doing any work.

Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”

Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha

by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022

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he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

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The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person

thats a landon right there

by pp el caca land November 19, 2023

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usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

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