Literally the best things on the planet.
Get yourself a goth girlfriend they take such good care of you.
If ur goth girlfriend shares her music taste with you, KEEP HER.
Always make sure u treat ur goth gf with lots of cuddles and affection.
Get yourself a goth girlfriend they take such good care of you.
If ur goth girlfriend shares her music taste with you, KEEP HER.
Always make sure u treat ur goth gf with lots of cuddles and affection.
“Hey did you see Joseph’s new girlfriend? She’s super hot”
“Yeah he got himself a goth girlfriend, lucky”
“Yeah he got himself a goth girlfriend, lucky”
by Mozi_Bakugou September 03, 2021
Nu Goth is a Sub Genre of the gothic community heavily rooted and influenced by traditional gothic music, esthetics and philosophy. Popular bands among Nu Goths include Siouxie & The Banshees, Bauhaus, and Switchblade Symphony among many others from the Batcave and Post-punk era. It is important to note Nu Goth culture supports and encourages self discovery above all else. Within the culture, Nu Goths are encouraged to listen to all genres of music to expand their sense of self. For this reason it is not uncommon to run into Indie Nu Goths or Industrial Nu Goths. Nu Goths are deeply philosophical by nature and have a great interest in studying the human condition often thru Psychology, Philosophy, and the Occult. For this reason occult clothing and symbology is a vast part of the Nu Goth esthetic and culture.
Apparently made from the tears of Cure singer Robert Smith, Goth juice is an item found on cult comedy show the Mighty Boosh. It has also recently been made into a real hair product produced by smelly store Lush.
"Ruth, how the hell did yo get your hair so fly, gurrl?" asked her mother.
"I used Goth Juice. It's brilliant mum!"
(shakes head) "Yo I don't wanna know. What the fuck Goth juice what yo gon be tellin' me next? That you squeezed one those sad kids I see in town an' yo made a body cream?"
"I used Goth Juice. It's brilliant mum!"
(shakes head) "Yo I don't wanna know. What the fuck Goth juice what yo gon be tellin' me next? That you squeezed one those sad kids I see in town an' yo made a body cream?"
by Sarah666 September 02, 2007
The original style of goth that developed in the 80's. Fashion, make-up, accessories, and hair are a mix of vampire style, punk, glam, and BDSM. Articles of clothing can include fishnet shirts, mesh tops, fishnet stocking, vinyl pants, skirts, and tops, trench coats, military jackets, funerary clothes, zoot suits, and leather jackets. Nearly all trad goths sport the ever classic and varied styles of teased, backcombed dark hair. Classic inspirations on trad goth styles are: Peter Murphy, Daniel Ash, Siouxsie Sioux, Robert Smith, Simon Gallup, Johnny Slut, Olli Wisdom, and Patricia Morrison.
Sitting around under a shady tree in the park on a hot sunny day are a group of goths of varying styles. When suddenly, the notice a goth whom they had never seen before walking his dog.
Victorian goth: He's certainly an unusual fellow....I don't think I recall seeing him around before.
Colonial goth: Is he a goth? He certainly gives that vibe. But kind is he?
Death Rocker: His hair is all teased up and sort of spikey but without the gel.
Rivethead/Industrialist: He's wearing a dark trench coat.
Corperate goth: Yes, but he's wearing a white dress-up shirt underneath.
Cybergoth: But look what's underneath the shirt! Why it's a meshtop!
Victorian goth: But what sort of goth is he?? He has so many mixed styles!
Romantic goth: Oh! I know what type of goth he is! I just remembered! He is what is known as a "Trad Goth". The originator of all the other gothic subtypes from the 80's!
The other goths sit there in amazement.
Victorian goth: He's certainly an unusual fellow....I don't think I recall seeing him around before.
Colonial goth: Is he a goth? He certainly gives that vibe. But kind is he?
Death Rocker: His hair is all teased up and sort of spikey but without the gel.
Rivethead/Industrialist: He's wearing a dark trench coat.
Corperate goth: Yes, but he's wearing a white dress-up shirt underneath.
Cybergoth: But look what's underneath the shirt! Why it's a meshtop!
Victorian goth: But what sort of goth is he?? He has so many mixed styles!
Romantic goth: Oh! I know what type of goth he is! I just remembered! He is what is known as a "Trad Goth". The originator of all the other gothic subtypes from the 80's!
The other goths sit there in amazement.
by Jakegothicsnake January 14, 2010
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
by Judge dredd7 July 08, 2011