German Cheeseplatter

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!

Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.

by Dicks In October 24, 2009

German Stingray

When a man or woman puts two fingers in the womens vagina and two fingers in the womans stink hole.

Woman - "Hey, I have a big vagina and a big stink hole and I want then both penetrated at the same time."

Man - "Get ready for the German Stingray."

by The Fister September 27, 2004

german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear

"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"

by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007

German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

by RoboRoofer April 4, 2009

German Slushie

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.

Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.

by Hacxz July 19, 2010

German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.

Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.

by Mr M. February 28, 2022