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Bottle Ugly

When a chick or dude is so ugly that even looking at her or him through your 8th beer bottle you can tell they are still ugly.
Damn see that girl there?
Yeah she's bottle ugly
That's my girlfriend! Her name is Shay
by Janpier October 3, 2011
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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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Bottle Recoil

The action of a bottle moving back and forth when you pour a liquid from it.

When you turn a Bottle upside-down and the liquid pours out in big gulps, like *glug glug glug* the bottle moves up and down. Producing Bottle Recoil
Wow, that bottle recoil made you spill all over the place.

Seriously man, control the bottle recoil.
by Zeratule143 September 14, 2012
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squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017
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Blue bottle

When a girl blue balls you and makes you drink her piss out of a water bottle
by Another white guy with money January 29, 2022
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sinking bottles

A colloquialism used in the Upper Midwest for ice fishing. Ice fishing mainly involves putting a line into a hole in the ice and then drinking beer, playing cards, and watching sports. Empty beer bottles are dropped in the hole and filled with water to sink to the bottom of the lake. There are usually more bottles sunk than fish caught, thus you're in an ice house "sinking bottles".
Bryce and I spent about 5 hours sinking bottles and didn't catch a single fish. We did get a nice beer blanket on though!
by taylen24 January 14, 2015
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bottle hopping

Involves traveling from a club VIP table with bottle service to the another club with a available bottle. If done correctly little to no money is needed to drink in the club. This act is normally only accomplished successfully by attractive young females.
Kassie and I were bottle hopping the entire night while we were clubbing, until glass got in her eye from a bottle shattering.
by 2Clutch2Touch August 1, 2015
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