69

When a female sucks a guys cock while simultaneously a man moves his tounge in and out of a woman's vagina, making her scream with joy

Jason: OH YEAH SUCK IT HARDER BITCH

Ariana: FASTER OHHHH YEAH BABY
Jason: OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT SUCK IT HARDER DEEPTHROUGHT IT BITCH IM GONNA CUM BE READY FOR IT
Ariana: OH YEAH MMM YEAH IN AND OUT BABY DEEPER OHHHH THIS IS AWESOME!
Jason: OHHHH THIS IS AWESOME BUT NOW GET DOWN AND SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Ariana: NO THIS IS BETTER OHH EAT THAT PUSSY BABY YEAH
Jason: NO SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNLESS YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT
Ariana: OK HONEY

Jason: YEAH LIKE THAT OHHH
Jason: OHH YEAH GONNA CUM DEEPTHROUGHT IT BITCH YEAHHHH
That is 69

by Hehvsusbhdudhdv June 14, 2017

butthole 69

The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.

Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess

by mafioso March 23, 2003

channel 69

The porn channel. This is what yo daddy's been watching when you and yo mama ain't home.

Father: That spoiled bitch and little brat aren't home. TIME TO GO SWITCH TO CHANNEL 69!
*hears a loud knock on the door*
Father: Oh damn!

by Overstored Milk October 12, 2014

keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019

The Turtle 69

A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.

"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."

"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."

by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 27, 2008

soldier 69

If some one calls you a soldier 69 it means that you are old but you ain't dying any time soon

Jeff- your such a soldier 69.

Andy - "thanks"

by Nicovauld January 18, 2017

Redneck 69

One who preform this act, is licking his armpit (pretending it's a vagina) while he masturbates.

Daniel: John's 21 and has never had a girlfriend, poor guy.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.

by duckfist June 15, 2011