February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

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July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really

“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”

by skankhunt23 July 03, 2023

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July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 07, 2019

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