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bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.
The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat
by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021
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Destroy Dick December Decade

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!
by Bambianca November 7, 2021
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Pussy Destroyer

Hitting Champ 1 in Rocket League Doubles. (known to absolutely demolish some vagina).
Damn dude, Zach hit Champ in doubles! What a Pussy Destroyer!
by WeHopeSheWas18 February 4, 2022
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Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
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Majestic Flame Destroyer

When about to ejaculate use Majestic Flame Destroyer jutsu hand signs and ejaculate in a wide area creating lots of trauma and a large area of attack.
"Yeah she wanted to finish first but I pulled out and hit a Majestic Flame Destroyer on that hoe. Yk what I mean. *Insert flight reacts dolphin laugh*"
by TheRealKorai July 23, 2021
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