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Alcohol

The nectar derived from squeezing the juice out of several God.
This alcohol is too judgmental.
by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022
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alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
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alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense
She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks
by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017
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Alcohol

It's medicine for stress
Alcohol is the best medicine after daddy and I scream at each other

-Mom
by That one guy on urban dictiona October 31, 2022
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Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.
Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024
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zen-alcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.
My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.
by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019
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Alcohol dependence

An 18yo white girl
1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl
by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020
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