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Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
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Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.
by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019
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fap juice

J I Z Z
DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.
by DPsyche May 24, 2016
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fap cheese

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
by Penelopchz January 28, 2017
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Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.
I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.
by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017
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pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse
Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.
by Willezz October 19, 2013
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
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