by The memorial hater September 9, 2021

Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah
friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah
friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
by fareedaaly May 11, 2022

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?
Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache
by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.
Me: But it's due in like an hour.
Gordon: What's due in an hour?
Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

by Lolxyeah May 7, 2018

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7
by anonymous September 3, 2023

Ghetto ass children who look younger than their actual age each year and now have to wear clear bookbags after a riot
by Tshana Love April 12, 2024
