Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious
by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021

by WHITE BUM October 28, 2020

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.
by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011
