shit too

An interjection denoting disbelief or dismay

Shit too jigga, she didn't give you any play

by aiken October 21, 2002

shit princess

a female who cheated on her boyfriend and then breaks up with him for it.

Marissa broke up with him for cheating, and Jay called her a shit princess.

by Jay Luke April 28, 2006

nite-shit

when one poops in anothers pillow then that person who tries to sleep lays on the crap filled pillow

I just pulled a nite-shit on Adam, he's going to smell like shit in the morning!

by big pp November 10, 2007

shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.

Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.

by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.

The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.

by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011