Life

Something i have that you don't

thy must have no life because thy looked it up XDDDDDD

by uligi88 June 3, 2018

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is like a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

Life

A black-hole that you have no chose if you get it or not, but it’s pretty dang cool.

Person 1: I hate life sometimes

Person 2: you only live it once!
Person 1: I hate you

by KittyCat212121 June 9, 2018

Life

A big lie. That's all . Now go back to browsing the internet.

My life is a big lie. Ni🅱️🅱️a gtfo.

by SweatyClayMan June 10, 2018

Life

a period of time of all existence that you live in

It's great to live life in a time like this.

by S0me0ne_1355 May 29, 2018