that one poop 

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

that one poop by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013

swabbing the poop deck 

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.

i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

swabbing the poop deck by bighammy March 1, 2019

Prison wallet poop 

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

Prison wallet poop by elkenstein December 31, 2019

nice poop-butt 

a woman with a really nice ass

ORIGIN- a group of young men in a mall in Northern New Jersey who had created the defenition for "poop-butt" added "nice" to the front to emphasize the veluptiousness of the poop-butt

MFW Outerwear

"Look at that nice poop-butt over there!"- Sarach

nice poop-butt by Lil' Jig January 25, 2011

hipster poop 

When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.

hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.

hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!

hipster poop by thatoneguy2938 December 28, 2011

dog in a poop 

a kid who is annoying and masterbaits to harambe and fucks himself in the handicap parkinglot with a sandpaper dildo

a kid at our school is a dog in a poop

dog in a poop by dog in poop January 28, 2017

How do mermaids poop 

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

How do mermaids poop by Wesser123 January 6, 2018