Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.

Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

John Cena

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

Person 1: Do you know who John Cena is?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Get your ass outta my house.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 17, 2021

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..

Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"

by roberttelos May 14, 2022

John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022