Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection
After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat
by DOT Regulator July 08, 2021
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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.
by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020
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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 04, 2021
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Meat Head

Usually, a very well developed person physically but not mentally. Is obsessed with chicks but secretly likes dudes too. Someone that uses his/her/Ze anger to intimidate you because that’s all they have other than when they break down in front of you like a little bitch. Also, a person that does not have character or an IQ of 85 or higher. Someone that you’ll eventually hate.
The meat head is an ignorant void.
by BBR’s January 26, 2018
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Meat head

Meat head is when you're eating a lot and getting buffer and buffer and extreme cases, you're shredded. Like steak, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, and more.
I'm getting shredded and I'm becoming a meat head.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 05, 2024
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Meat Head

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.
Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."
by pinkunicornlove February 19, 2015
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