wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

On-handed comment

The opposite of a off-handed comment

Hi, i am using a on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

Chonk hand

A fat to fat-ish hand

Bro you got a real chonk hand

by 0mqe October 6, 2020

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl

YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!

by LZan April 4, 2019

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017