The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

Fish

An aquatic animal with fins and scales.

Leena is a fish

by Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit October 8, 2022

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

Story Fishing

When someone posts something specifically aimed for someone else to respond.

“I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing”

by Glockguzzler420 February 10, 2025

Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Fish bish

A man or woman caught in possession of either a fish-mop or fish-broom. What are these things? Look them up here

Are dating that girl with the fishmop? Your such a fish bish

by ogchefjon April 4, 2010

Fish Gum

A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate

“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)

by orii34 November 21, 2021