A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018
Get the Moo Boxmug. A term to describe menstruation or periods. Originates from ancient greece in times when women were not allowed to participate in sports of any kind due to their menstruation . The term was coined when women decided their sport was taking place in their own bodies.
by Pamala Larkin January 24, 2025
Get the Boxing the red devilmug. The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.
Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
Get the The German Tissue Boxmug. by jimabobaway March 23, 2011
Get the dome flavored face boxmug. by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014
Get the Rock Boxmug. 
Refers to a box/meal of KFC, consisting of atleast 1 piece of chicken. "A box of dead clad in white and red".
by Trini boi December 7, 2011
Get the A box of deadmug.