Meat Mensch

A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

school meat

Slang term originating in the United States in the 1950's describing something or someone of weak or poor quality.

Zachary Hootmans tre flips are anything but school meat.

by Jovi Pierson May 27, 2016

Peg meat

The equivalent of slam pig/cum dumpster/dick holster, derogatory term referring to a straight submissive man who is pegged by a dominant female utilizing a strap on dildo/vibrator; hopefully a share if she knows wtf is up.

That cute guy crying in the romance section of the book store looked like a prime slice of peg meat.

by Yourdadtaughtme May 21, 2018

beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits

that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal

by saizzle October 30, 2013