water

its wet like ur girls badussy

u "zaman she's wet"
me af "wet like water"

by Not nalina January 29, 2022

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

Water

Water, water is a liquid that you can’t taste or hold.

Can I have some water ?

by LordBigEvil February 29, 2020

Boiling Water

Screaming water

I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water

by InkoStuff January 28, 2024

Water Bottle Sex

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

by masdadace August 11, 2025

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

sad water

We should call rain sad water.

Damn, we got alot of sad water today.

by sourlemon July 2, 2018