fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008

fuck 22

its when your in a predicament whereby you're fucked if you do or fucked if you don't

getting caught with drugs is a fuck 22 - snitch or go to jail, either way you're fucked!!!

by Jack Simpson III February 11, 2009

dry fucking

rubbing genetalias

he wanted to fuck her so hard but she wasnt ready yet, so he rubbed his dick between her legs, simulating coitus, or as his old uncle would say, dry fucking.

by highwayjock April 12, 2014

flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

by rikyv January 6, 2008

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

by flacker September 20, 2005

zipper fuck

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008