A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
by Signman25 August 9, 2021

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021

When ishowspeed does anything.
by Aliven October 1, 2025

Diablo is a very handsome dude even though this name is rare. If u know a diablo in the world u are very lucky even tho there is less then 25 people in the world actually named in this. Diablo is a hard working women’s guy and if you end up with one of these guys, you should feel as the luckiest person in the world considering this one of the rarest names in the world.
by Daddy chicken hands November 21, 2019

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

by Dieidquwbd February 24, 2022
