Life

A p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, kinda nice.

he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.

" Life is secretly a cat. "

by hireath. September 13, 2020

Life

The Pointless thing some of us share.

Why is Life so pointless, just an endless void that ends with death.

by Zeus Masteria September 17, 2020

Gacha Life

A low budget anime dressup game that was taken over by horny 10 year olds who used it to make yaoi, incest, porn, and other shit

Person A: You like Gacha Life?
Person B: Yeah

Person A: Ew go back to making cringe content that no one wants to see

by Killer of all simps September 17, 2020

life

the never ending cycle where its that same shit all over agian but gets worse every day

guy 1: damn man life sucks
guy 2: oh just wait till tomorrow

by 1207lifelemmons September 18, 2020

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

y life

The question I ask myself constantly

Well that was dumb to do, y life?

by Y Life September 21, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020