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My soul is literal fucking Castaway 

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.
Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT
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You’re fucking gay!

As in homosexual!
John Marston to Bill Williamson: YOU’RE FUCKING GAY! *Short Pause* AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!

*Low Quality American Venom Song Playing In Background*

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe 

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use

SFST (Stop fucking saying that) 

Made popular by Thatnickpowersguy on TikTok, it means what it sounds like.

When someone says something fucking stupid, you tell them to stop fucking saying that.
When Daniel told Carla that illegal immigration is the source of all of the problems in the United States, Carla replied by saying “SFST (Stop fucking saying that)

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.
"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

Sex Story FUCKING 

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate 

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!
"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me