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Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.
Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.
by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023
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backpack fucking

Someone who gets the sloppy seconds after the female has been fucked in doggystyle by another man who creampied her
Josh is a loser he keeps backpack fucking
by T1Dildo August 31, 2023
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Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.
Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”
by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023
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backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.
by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023
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Not fucking patriotic enough

You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2023
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Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.
Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?
by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023
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