i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

I robu you

''I love you'' Some japanese people say robu instead of love.

Me: I love you
G: I robu you

by dorrychan April 13, 2015

you forgor 💀

You forgor what this means

Person that always forgets: i might've forgotten something
Me: you forgor 💀

by the worst guy ever January 25, 2023

hey you texting

Hey you texting is when someone mostly women or texting their side piece

Sue:Hey you wyd
John: just chillin

Sue: I miss u & I need u baby!!🍆💋
John: soon baby soon

This an example of Hey you texting

by 1jayjay1 May 28, 2018

Best of luck to you

Typically said to a significant other in a passive aggressive way when angry, in a fight, or breaking up. When you tell the other person “best of luck to you”, you don’t actually wish them the best of luck, it’s quite the opposite.

Partner 1 :: I don’t think our relationship is going to work out.

Partner 2 :: Wow, just like that? Well, best of luck to you.

by TheBookOfWisdom March 19, 2023

i ❤️ you

Means I like you a lot or I heart you.

Oh, Fangfang i ❤️ you;
I ❤️ you too Scottie.

by Fangfang July 25, 2017