collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019

Nifty tits

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.

I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!

by SagVibes February 20, 2024

Hebrew Tit-Sucking

A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.

Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.

I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.

by Coochie Connoisseur May 28, 2020

Bitch Tits

A word defining a man with saggy tits, do to the fact he doesn't work out and likes women around the age of 15.

Wow, look at the bitch tits on that guy.
Tyler really let his bitch tits go.
Papa princes bitch tits go flopping when he runs to first.

by B.Tits Antio November 3, 2012

tits

tits are abusive.

tits are abusive.

by Eren Yeeter April 8, 2021

Tits up

Describing a female who has fallen asleep.

Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.

by Kosmikdebbris May 8, 2018