Ass JackHammer

When you preform anal penetration on another person (Like the guy from the warehouse) with a plastic penis attachment for a hammer drill.

"Wow my ass is really sore from last night. Wiggles gave me the Ass Jackhammer, while I was passed out."

by Sucba Steve October 15, 2008

ass fucking

fucking somebody in the asshole

(Tod) You need a good ass fucking bae.

(Britney) Oh my goodness!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

drinking ass

When one slurps up the rear end of a classy lady, as to drink the contents of said lady's ass.

Last night I was drinking ass and she was like, "Finally, someone is drinking my ass! It was full and needed drainage."

by Jed Cruz July 3, 2016

Ass Mash

Getting your ass handed to you by a Wal Mart employee.

Going through the 20 item express checkout line with more than 20 items will result in a ass mash beat down. Watch out!

by Lassie17 May 31, 2010

Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

Bradley's ass

A Bradley's ass is the best ass in the world.

It's perfectly shaped and curved so it's good for slapping hard and kissing.

A Bradley's ass is usually medium sized and very attractive as is the guy.

You should always get a Bradley's ass on a guy. Always.

"Wow, look at his ass Sandra it must be a Bradley's ass."

"I really need a man with a Bradley's ass"

by amber jackson September 7, 2014